Staying in ya mums after legion over 20 years ago ,our Natalie was with Siobhan upstairs ya mum n dad gone to bed.  I was just nodding off on couch.  Next thing from Shaun  as he walks in from his night out ,Pauline, Ive hurt my hand, dripping with blood and hanging off,  I was half awake stood, half undressed  and ysterical, then he started LOL , only a false bloody hand 😆